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  FIVE TO TWELVE

  Edmund Cooper

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  Contents

  Title Page

  Gateway Introduction

  Contents

  Part One: Rendezvous

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Part Two: The Ten Thousandth Door

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Epitaph

  Website

  Also By Edmund Cooper

  Author Bio

  Copyright

  PART ONE

  Rendezvous

  I have a rendezvous with Death

  At some disputed barricade.

  ALAN SEEGER

  One

  IT was a fine autumn evening. Stars hung in the sky like a frozen stream of diamond dust, the larger and nearer ones presenting a glittering illusion of mobility as if they twisted slowly on invisible wires.

  The air, fortunately, was still—fortunately, because Dion Quern hung by his finger tips half a mile over London. One decent breath of wind and he would go hurtling to his death at thirty-two foot per second per second. It would not be an altogether bad solution, he reflected. There were worse ways of solving unfunny equations than dancing briefly through a warm sea of darkness to the ultimate dark.

  But, somehow, he knew there would be no wind. Those who look for death have to wait patiently till death finds those who look.

  He had been sunbathing on the roof of London Seven all afternoon. It was a pleasant way of spending the time—apart from the fact that he had become very hungry. But even if he had had any lions, it would not have been safe to chance the express pan again. Unattached sports attracted too much attention.

  The hell with it! A little hunger was a lovesome thing, It sharpened a man’s perception. Presently—with luck and a fair degree of poetic licence—he would have lions aplenty. Then he could shuttle to a restaurant in one of the other London towers, gorge himself to satiety, accept the advances of the first unrepugnant dom and, in the morning, take himself along to the nearest clinic for a badly needed time shot.

  Such was the philosophy of Dion Quern, age forty-six, as he manoeuvred himself inch by perilous inch to the balustrade of the two hundred and fourteenth floor apartment he had chosen in London Seven. Anyone who could live on the top floor of one of the London towers must be absolutely dripping with lions. Whether they were plastic lions, gold lions or precious stones didn’t matter a coprolite All that mattered was that he should quickly lay his hands on the trove and depart without hindrance at Mach three.

  There was no light from the apartment. So far as he could judge, during the last couple of hours there had been no sound, no any goddam thing. Ergo the box was un-inhabited. The ferret was doubtless flushing rabbits in the plains.

  Only a high-powered dom could drip the lions necessary for such a box. Dion hoped she was fat, flabby and a hundred plus. He hoped she was coming to the end of her time shots and that she would die in a fit of senile ecstasy when next her favourite sport went riding.

  He pulled himself over the balustrade and collapsed in a thankful heap, breathing heavily. Nobody had yet paralysed him, he had not been electrocuted; and if there was an infra-red system, it had—as yet—done nothing to promote the cause of justice at all.

  But what the hell! Why waste lions on elaborate keep-out systems for top floor boxes. Nobody but an idiot would try to force them externally.

  Enter Dion Quern.

  The french window looked easy. It was easy. Too easy.

  He forced it and slipped into the apartment.

  And then his number came up.

  The lights went on and a dom wearing very little but a small laser pistol that pointed disturbingly at his navel said: “Hi, sport. I’ve been waiting quite a while. There were times, even, when I thought you might disappoint me. Now relax very gently and you may possibly avoid burning.”

  Dion let out a sigh and stood quite still. Laser pistols were fearsome things. Apart from blinding you, they could produce quite nasty little flesh wounds. He imagined blindness and instantly became a devout coward. Then he dismissed the possibility with a shrug. In this day and age what dom in her right mind would disfigure, maim or incapacitate a less than repugnant sport.

  “Who are you?” she went on.

  “Will Shakespeare.”

  Damned expert, this one. She deflected her aim, pressed the button for a split second. He looked down in amazement at the smoking needle hole where the trews covered his thigh. Then he felt the pain. There would be one hell of a blister, presently.

  “Dion Quern,” he said hastily.

  “Age?”

  “Forty-six.”

  The woman laughed. “Stripling boy! You should know better than to play games with the grown-ups.”

  “Go ride yourself.”

  The woman laughed. She was very attractive when she laughed. If you cared for that sort of thing. Hell! Be gracious, even in defeat. She was very attractive, anyway. About a hundred and sixty pounds of perfectly formed Amazon, and she couldn’t be a day over seventy-five.

  “You picked the wrong box, stripling. There are even pressure metres built into the ceiling. I’ve been waiting for you for some time. I’m
the C.P.O. for London Seven.”

  It was Dion’s turn to laugh. He had scored three lemons. Of all the hundred thousand boxes in London Seven, he had to choose the one occupied by the Peace Officer. He would have been better employed as Robin Hoodlum raiding Scotland Yard for the Crown Jewels.

  “What are you?” she demanded. “You’re obviously no genius of the snatch trade. So what sort of genetic joke are you?”

  “Dion Quern,” he repeated solemnly, “jongleur extraordinary—and failed delinquent.”

  “Jongleur?”

  “Troubadour.”

  “Troubadour?”

  “Meistersinger.”

  She put a blister on his other thigh. It was a bigger one.

  “God ride you, I’m a poet,” he confessed irritably. “A reactionary scribbler. Now kindly hand me over to the drycleaners, and I’ll bid you a very good night.”

  “Not so fast, my stripling meistersinger. The night needs no time shots. We will talk a while. You may even aspire to the giddy heights of interesting me.”

  Dion was willing himself to stay upright. But the hunger, the futile exertion of climbing down from the roof—to say nothing of the laser burns—were cumulatively somewhat degrading. He began to sway slightly.

  “You look pale, little one. Are you afraid of indecent advances?”

  “I’m hungry,” he sobbed. “I’m just plain bloody hungry. Also tired… I couldn’t make it even if you tried.”

  “Tut-tut. What problems,” said the Amazon. But her voice had softened. She picked up a combination purse lying by the side of her four-poster bed and slipped the laser pistol into it. Then she went across to the vacuum hatch and spoke into the pick-up.

  “Half of brandy—Remy Martin, perhaps—a bottle of good hock, say the Rampant ‘67, cold chicken, green salad, French bread and accoutrements for two. Five from the time of order… Oh, and black coffee. Out.”

  Then she turned to Dion and indicated a restful looking chair. “Drape yourself, love. It’s been a hard day’s nocturne. Forget the high drama. I’m Juno Locke.”

  “Stunned, of course,” said Dion formally. He sank gratefully into the chair.

  Yes, Juno Locke, Peace Officer of this parish, was quite attractive—if you cared for that sort of thing. Sometimes he did. Sometimes he didn’t. Sometimes he wanted to scream.

  Theoretically, he should have surprised her. In practice, he hadn’t. She didn’t even bother to cover her breasts—which, under the circumstances, was less than an unveiled insult. He tried to hate her, but it cost too much energy. Besides, he was damned hungry and she wasn’t a day over seventy-five. It was the older doms that were the worst. They ran you dry, then howled for more. This one looked as if she never had to howl. Blonde, beautiful and probably as tough as any two sports he could think of. Thank Marie Stopes she hadn’t yet tried any rough stuff.

  “You’re not bad,” said Juno, eyeing him critically. “You’re not too bad. I might even decide not to hand you over to the psychos… If you amuse me.”

  “Retarded maternal impulses?” he suggested with malice.

  She should have been outraged, but she only laughed. “The name is Juno, not Jocasta. How would you like to be raped?”

  “Not until after the brandy—unless you have a better anaesthetic.”

  “That’s my little troubadour,” said Juno. “I’m beginning to like you.”

  Two

  TOWARDS the end of the twentieth century, birth control ran riot. Contrary to the laws of probability, the proposition of repetitive history, and the prognoses of philosopher-psychiatrists—and despite the most comprehensive and insane build-up of lethal instruments in the history of man—there were no major wars. So birth control was the obvious biological solution.

  That it came to be so easily accepted as a solution, even in such places as China and India, is a mystery on which the foremost experts on the War Against Fertility continue to disagree. Mankind has never been renowned for accepting logical solutions to its most serious problems. As a rule, the degree of logicality of solutions seemed to vary inversely with the urgency or seriousness of the problems. So when an eminently sensible solution disposed of the most serious problem of all—the threatened doubling of the world population in the latter half of the twentieth century—even the politicians Could be forgiven for being a little nonplussed. To have geared one’s self up for an Armageddon that never took place was a frightening thing. By the year A.D. 2000 the incidence of nervous breakdown among distinguished statesmen was about one in three. Few presidents, prime ministers or first secretaries were eager to seek a second term of office. The fascination of power for its own sake was waning.

  But while the luminaries of the international political scene were passing through an acutely depressive phase, the women of the world—or most parts of it—were basking in the high noon of emancipation. Not the phoney emancipation that ‘freed’ women from the maternal bonds imposed by men, that allowed them—with an inferior physique, a smaller brain capacity and several thousand years of mental inhibitions—to operate on an equal-pay-for-equal-jobs basis. But the real emancipation. The emancipation from the bondage of evolution. The right to contract out as a child-bearing machine.

  It went to their heads. In the west first, of course. It definitely went to their heads. The birth rate declined so rapidly that the Catholic Church had oecumenical hysterics (after trying and failing to face the facts for half a century). It used up four popes in ten years and then split in two, each part thereafter sub-dividing at regular intervals until what had once been a great institution finally achieved a sort of slow-motion parody of that lowly creature, the amoeba. Eventually, as always, the Anglican Church followed suit. Buddhism, on the other hand, seemed to be somewhat more robust and capable of accepting—in theory, at least—a new level of existence. So did Islam. But, in the end, both had to be modified. Drastically modified.

  Meanwhile, women everywhere revelled in the emancipation from animalism. Three pregnancies—the sentence of the average married/mated human female in the earlier decades of the twentieth century—did not only mean twenty-seven months as a foetal vehicle. It meant at least thirteen years as a programmed teaching machine. It meant one quarter of the total average female life span. That was the real bondage. It was the mechanism by which maidens were turned into matrons, and matrons were turned into crones.

  Birth control, practised by the minority since the dawn of civilization, became the prerogative of the masses. It was the end of the million-year slavery. It was the beginning of woman, the social force. It was also the end—quite by accident—of man, the master.

  By the early 1970’s, contraception had become a major industry. The population of the world was nearly four thousand million. Therefore there were roughly two thousand million females, nearly half of whom were in the child-bearing age range. The 1970’s became the Golden Age for the birth-control propagandists, the great drug houses, and the pharmaceutical chemists.

  The I.U.C.D.—the intra-uterine contraceptive device—a simple plastic spiral inserted in the womb was certainly one of the most efficient methods of birth control ever devised. Temporarily, however, it suffered an eclipse. It suffered an eclipse because, from the profit-making point of view, there just wasn’t enough money in it. It could be manufactured for a penny and fitted by a trained nurse for ten shillings. It was virtually a complete answer, with minimal side effects. So the advertising agencies—fortified by multi-million-pound appropriations—got to work and temporarily smashed it.

  They boosted the pill. Any kind of pill that would do the job—but preferably one that had to be taken daily, so that the great drug houses could declare impressive dividends. Several misguided scientists produced pills that only needed to be taken once a month. The drug houses bought up the patents, or if they could not do that they bought up the companies that tried to manufacture and distribute the ‘lunar’ pill. One misguided British biologist—unfortunately incorruptible—succeeded in
developing a pill that needed to be taken only once a year. Oddly enough he soon died in a car accident; and, coincidentally, his laboratory was simultaneously destroyed by fire. The formula disappeared. His widow, however, was generously provided for. She retired to the south of France.

  Meanwhile, pills proliferated. By the 1980’s, there were fifty-seven different varieties. Many women, with commendable brand loyalty, stuck to the same pill throughout their child-bearing years. But there were also those who tried a sort of pill pot-pourri—having a vestigial compulsion, perhaps, to wash whiter than white.

  Interesting things began to happen; in the U.S.A., first of all, then in Britain and Western Europe, then elsewhere. The proportion of male babies born began to decline slightly; with a corresponding increase in the proportion of female babies. At the same time the mortality rate for male children under the age of five increased a little, while the mortality rate for female children under the age of five decreased slightly.

  There were other changes also. Most girl babies were quite as strong and as big as boy babies. Their cranial capacity was as large, if not larger. When they reached adolescence, it was no longer necessary to separate boys’ athletics from girls’ athletics. In all fields the girls could compete very well with the boys, thank you. In some fields, they were definitely superior… The psychologists had a ready answer, of course. The boys were beginning to feel insecure because they were noticeably outnumbered…

  But the challenge was not only on a physical level. It was a woman mathematician who provided the first major modification to both the general and the special theories of relativity. It was a woman delegate who successfully steered through the U.N. Assembly the International Nuclear Disarmament Charter. It was a woman physicist who discovered the epsilon three particle.

  By the beginning of the twenty-first century, throughout the world men were significantly outnumbered by an average majority of seven to five. By the beginning of the twenty-first century, women—or, more accurately, the new breed of women—were on the move. Particularly in the west. Having demonstrated their equality and, in many cases, their superiority in several masculine strongholds—notably the sciences and politics—they began the great take-over bid.